Bust, Tube & Torture???

How would you react if you read from your hubby's phone that a married woman that he trains write this,
"I can now fit into my mom's blouse but its' a bit tight on the BUST. Anyway, I am coming in TUBE and I know you are going to torture me. See you soon."
Tell me will you be in rage or sit down keeping quiet till too late to find out??